Never accept
a drink from a urologist.
A celebrity
is one who is known to many persons he is glad he doesn't
know.
Cheese - milk's
leap forward toward immortality.
In Mexico we
have a word for sushi: bait.
Another good
reducing exercise consists in placing both hands against
the table and pushing back.
History is a
vast early warning system.
What history
teaches us is that man has never learned from it.
Never argue
with people who buy ink by the gallon.
Be frank and
explicit with your lawyer: it is his business to confuse
the issue afterwards.
If men could
get pregnant abortion would be sacred.
To get back
on your feet, miss two car payments.
A pessimist
is a man who thinks all women are bad. An optimist is a
man who hopes they are.
Congressmen
are the finest body of men money can buy.
NEED
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