The best way
to save face is to keep the lower half shut.
Why do they
call it rush hour when nothing moves?
The most dangerous
thing in the world is to try to leap a chasm in two jumps.
We have two
ears and only one tongue in order that we may hear more
and speak less.
Politics is
becoming a precarious game. One week a politician may appear
on the cover of Time, and the next week he may be serving
it.
Politeness is
the art of choosing among your thoughts.
A political
war is one in which everybody shoots from the lip.
You are young
only once but you can stay immature indefinitely.
The man who
invented the erasor has the human race pretty well sized
up.
Tact is the
abilty to shut your mouth before someone else wants to.
Father to teenage
son: Maybe you should start to shift for yourself while
you still know everything.
The greatest
of faults is to be conscious of none.
The only people
who listen to both sides of the argument are the neighbours.
I haven’t
spoken to my wife in years. I didn’t want to interrupt
her.
Someone asked
me, if I were stranded on a desert island what book would
I bring? How to Build a Boat.
There’s
nothing simpler than avoiding people you don’t like.
Avoiding one’s friends, that’s the real test
A good rule
to remember for life is that when it comes to plastic surgery
and sushi, never be attracted by a bargain.
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