Featured Writer: Al Staffetti

A House In Naples

For years the brothels of Naples were more numerous and claimed more devotees than the statues of San Gennaro, the city's patron saint. They provided respite for wives, solace to the clergy and instruction for the young.  In small towns new ladies on their circuits were picked up at the station and, looking like disdainful duchesses, were given a tour in

open carriages to allow idlers to size them up.

Most houses were identifiable by unassuming glass doors and shuttered windows, hence the name Case Chiuse. But this sensible arrangement eventually acquired an implacable foe in the shape of a female legislator. Within ten years and almost unnatural tenacity she succeeded in abolishing this venerable institution and drove all the ladies into the streets. But that's getting ahead of the story.

While on a work assignment in Naples I found the locals unusually friendly. They learned how to handle foreigners. For centuries Greeks, Normans, Germans and Spaniards were attracted to that lush region. They arrived as conquerors and were soon beguiled by its people. Still a stranger needs a few weeks to settle in and allow the city to work its charms.  This is where, in my case, the Case Chiuse came in.

One evening I opened the glass door of one of the better establishments, which a colleague recommended and entered a marble corridor feeling like Pinocchio in the land of sugarplums.  At the end of the corridor I opened another door, which led into a large waiting room where I was greeted by a standing ovation.  But I soon realized that I was not the object of the applause.  A grinning old man, escorted by a young woman, was waving at the group as he slowly made his way down a staircase on arthritic limbs. As I sat, another client explained to me that the patriarch had been upstairs for more than one hour.  The room appeared to be the antechamber of a government agency, which, in fact, it was. About twenty men sat on renaissance style chairs against walls decorated with erotic paintings. A middle-aged woman sat on a platform behind a lectern. She wore a tailored suit, her shiny black hair combed tightly into a bun, heavily made up and somehow genderless and denatured.

Her handsome face might have been privy to every vice and desired but totally indifferent to all. It was impossible to conceive her as ever being young or thriving anywhere except an urban environment. She kept up a brisk repartee with the men, scolding and cajoling.  She rebuked slackers, questioning their manhood, extolled the competence of the ladies, hinting about unmentionable practices taking place upstairs, chastising their avarice, warning one that his son might walk through the door at any moment, advising another to hurry home to discover what his wife was up to. I entertained a fleeting fantasy about how it might be with her, but quickly repressed it. Some clients gave back as much as they got. A few were obviously regulars. I affected an air of casual indifference, but worried that my composure might quickly shatter if she started to pick on me. I noted how her withering remark promptly sobered two drunken American sailors who made a noisy and clumsy appearance.

A brass statue of Mercury in flight dominated the center of the room.It was fondled by each of the ladies as they entered and his erect penis was burnished to a golden glow.  Then I became aware of another activity in a corner of the room. A young soldier, with a wistful expression, almost lost in his ill fitting greygreen uniform of the Italian Army was surrounded by a group of ladies taking turns lifting their skirts in front of him and wiggling on his lap. He accepted the good-natured teasing with composure and it appeared to be tolerated by the madam as well. The same informant explained to me that the soldier had been sitting in the same corner for a couple of hours, without the cash to invite one of the ladies upstairs.

I was so absorbed by this tableau that I failed to notice her arrival. She had a flourishing body, her breasts and hips tightly held in a black sequined dress, tasseled just below herknees and buttoned up to her neck. She had a pretty and benign face, somehow uncorrupted by the base commerce around her. She looked incongruous, a placid southern housewife all dolled up for the County Fair. Yet her dark dewy eyes emanated a dense sexuality that propelled me toward her in order to preempt a bid by another client.

As we climbed the stairs she turned to me and smiled “ Where are you from?"

" From London, England "  I lied. I had been warned that an American origin adversely affected the fee and reasoned that a pinched British gentleman might fare a little better.

" I thought you had an English accent. I had a boyfriend who lived in Southampton. Are you here as a tourist? "

That was an auspicious beginning. " Yes I am "  I replied. She tapped my arm " Then you came to the right place!"

" About you, Neapolitan ? " I said.

" No. I'm from Palermo"  I knew that island.  Sicilians, unlike Neapolitans, seldom sang nostalgic songs about their homeland. I dropped the subject.

" Did you see the old man?"

I nodded. She laughed. " He gets in twice a week "

We walked companionably along the corridor to her room, like old friends renewing our acquaintance.

She opened the door to her bedroom. Heavy shutters and black velvet curtains sealed off all light and noise from the street. Two large oval mirrors hung on each side of the bed. A narrow rug of coarse fabric was spread at the foot of the bed, presumably to accommodate clients in a hurry who might not take off their shoes. A bidet and a chest of drawers completed the furnishings.

" :Lie down and relax " she said amiably as she unbuttoned her dress. I did so gratefully. She dispensed with the ritual questions about preferences, an inquiry which was not only embarrassing but an effective detumescent.  Could one ask out loud to reach down or all her dark and forbidden expertise that I might be her acolyte, her willing accomplice?  It seemed bad form, particularly for a British gentleman.

There was no need. In the next few minutes the harmonics generated on that bed deepened my insight about the motivation behind the graffiti I examined the day before in Pompeii’s red light district.

I knew now why Hannibal's hardy veterans tarried there, tragically, too long.  They survived Alpine passes, treacherous ravines and hostile tribes only to be enervated by the likes of Chloe, Lydia  or Katia.  That cloistered chamber had become a portal to ageless practices, an incantation to stir dormant fantasies.

Eventually we went back down. But as we started across the waiting room I saw the little soldier still sitting in his corner with a look expectant and stoic. It was the look of those who till the soil and watch with resignation as rogue clouds dump hail on the crops. The same look of those who watched mailed intruders; false prophets and local tyrants come and go.  The look of those who endured.

Impulsively, I gave my companion three times the normal tariff and asked her to make him happy as well. The amount would have entitled him to a tryst limited only by hisstamina if not her creativity.

I saw her last as she approached him and on my way out I felt rather smug. I did give willingly, without stint but not in full view of the congregation.

I strode into the night aglow with a sense of welfare and optimism. Shops were closing. The sirocco, the African wind, moistened and tamed by the Mediterranean. lingered among the magnolias and eucalyptus.

Its scented breath crept languidly along the street to mingle with the fragrance of the cafes.  I walked past darkened vestibules where huddled couples still whispered pledges,entreaties, reproaches, denials, assurances, blandishments. Love's timeless rituals. I walked past the Galleria now empty and still except for five elderly men. One was setting forth final arguments with large gestures to a nodding listener and to a man who appeared to act as referee. Another looked at his watch and a fifth, his back to the others, studied the enormous glass ceiling.  Life's Alpha and Omega, I thought, in two short blocks.

When I reached the lungomare I could hear the powerful contractions of the sea over the beach, A great arc of sky was now visible with Leo most dominant. The men of Pompei might have gazed at the same sky and its reassuring geometry and quizzed the winking stars. I only knew for certain they were then moved to sing the praises of the partners who briefly shared their journey. I then headed  for my hotel full of hope and exaltation.

Al Staffetti
Al Staffetti, 260 Sarles, Pleasantville N.Y 10570

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