[Lear.] What dost thou profess? What wouldst thou with us?
[Kent.] I do profess to be no less than I seem,[a] to serve him
truly that will put me in trust,[b] to love him that is honest[c],
to converse with him that is wise and says little.[d]
[Lear.] What art thou?
[Kent.] A very honest-hearted fellow, and as poor as the King.[e]
[Lear.] If thou be'st as poor for a subject as he's for a king,
[th'] art poor enough. What wouldst thou?
[Kent.] Service.[f]
[Lear.] Who wouldst thou serve?
[Kent.] You.
[Lear.] Dost thou know me, fellow?
[Kent.] No, sir, but you have that in your countenance which I
would fain call master.
[Lear.] What's that?
[Kent.] Authority.[g]
[Lear.] What services canst do?
[Kent.] I can keep honest counsel,[h] ride, run, mar a curious
tale in telling it,[i] and deliver a plain message bluntly. That
which ordinary men are fit for, I am qualified in, and the best
of me is diligence.
[Lear.] How old art thou?
[Kent.] Not so young, sir, to love a woman for singing, nor so
old to dote on her for any thing. (1.4.9-39)[j]