ZEN CONTROL

by

Klaus J. Gerken

(2013)


Master says: 
When honest people 
lock their doors 
more than thieves do, 
then the thieves 
have won.

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For the Love of Statistics!

Country:
Vatican City 

Number of Police:
130 

Police per 100,000 people:
15,625

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The devil ate my heart...

The devil ate my heart.
He found it not to his liking 
and spit it out.
"Let god have it!" he shouted.
I replied, "Oh fine...
another cannibal..."

kjg 336pm 1 june 2013

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Master: Bring me a bucket of water!
Pupil brings one and master empties it over pupil's head.
Pupil screams: What did you do that for?
Master: Bathed in the Ganges again I noticed...

kjg 131am 2 jun 2013

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Conundrum

When tomorrow comes
today will be yesterday;
but tomorrow can never come
since it will always be today!

kjg 141am 2 jun 2013

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All poems copyright (c) 2013 Klaus J. Gerken
Published by Ygdrasil Press
2013