Porny Stories
by Eva Moran
DC Books, 2008
Shuck
by Daniel Allen Cox
Arsenal Pulp Press, 2008
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Reviewed by Matthew Firth
Okay, we’re dealing with two CanLit
whippersnappers here. Looking at their bios, the publication page, etc.
– both writers are in their thirties. So, yes, young by CanLit
standards, although "young" is such a useless and arbitrary
label, almost as silly as "emerging" – Chris Chelios would
likely be considered young and emerging by CanLit standards if he ever
wrote a fiery novel about his days with the Habs.
Okay, enough with the hockey
comparisons, although Eva Moran put me up to it in her very sassy short
fiction collection, Porny Stories, as she often invokes sporty
references (hockey, boxing; Moran has a serious thing-on for Oscar de la
Hoya). Her book really is a tonne of fun to read. I laughed at Moran’s
humour, smiled widely at her refreshingly blunt and honest portrayal of
female sexuality, and was amused by the variety of her story telling,
which swings from direct narratives to absurd Cosmo-style
surveys.
From its title onward, Moran makes it
clear that desire and sex are central to her collection. The first line
of the book reads: "I want you to want me." – another
indicator of what is to come.
Many of the stories plot the sexual
misadventures of an unnamed female narrator. Desire – saucy female
desire, to be specific – oozes from this book, like, well, those
slippery, tasty secretions that come out of a woman. Consider these
examples:
It’s pretty hard to keep quiet
when Harry’s kitkatting me and whispering in my ear about how he’d
like to ATM.
Last night, my epileptic lover
turned over to spoon me and said, "I think it’d be really
cool to fuck me while I was grand
maling. I’d be all tense
and jerky and shit. It’d be a fucking ride, baby." This from
a guy, who, when I’m giving him a blowjob, won’t let me stick a
finger up his ass.
But the sailors just keep on
smiling. The waves of cum lapping my body. The endless deep
thrumming of thousands of fists pumping.
I’m thinking this over –
thinking about my Bello, the Astroglide I had stashed by the bed for
Harry all over my fingers and my hand down my pants – when the
phone rings.
Four fingers in a vagina? Ass-to-mouth
stunts? A finger up a male arse? Thousands of wanking sailors? Lubed-up,
masturbatory female fingers? I’ll say this much – Moran is obviously
not shy when it comes to writing about sex.
Porny Stories
is pure post-feminist bliss. Sex toy, lube and porn references abound.
This is unfettered, 21st century writing. That Porny
Stories is a breath of fresh air amidst the typically dour, unsexy,
middle-aged CanLit circles cannot be over-stated.
The story "Old" looks at how
a blend of Lavalife, dating books, and booze might get you laid but won’t
bring enduring happiness. What’s refreshing about the female narrator
in this story is that she’s fine with being fucked and then immaturely
shunned by the asshole who fucked her once he sobers up. She does not
pine for old-fashioned romance and commitment, nor does she consider
herself a victim or self-deprecatingly label herself a whore – she
bounces back and moves on to her next potential fuck. Some readers might
consider this amoral or shocking. I find it beautifully honest and real.
Moran also extends her humour beyond
just sex to literature, taking a good-natured poke at writers in
"How to Date a Writer." Compared to even shitty, indie band
rockers and half-assed painters, writers just don’t rank –
"Writers are the bottom of the art/sex barrel and they know
it." Moran states in this story and I can’t help but agree,
thinking back on dreadfully bland readings I have endured and books I
have toughed-out to read.
In Porny Stories Moran writes
about how women survive and get off in a fucked-up world. She does it
with style and verve. Porny Stories is a juicy romp of a book
that mixes sexuality, humour and humanity perfectly.
All right, the next whippersnapper on
the agenda is Daniel Allen Cox. Remarkably, his novel Shuck is
even saucier than Moran’s Porny Stories, which is no knock
against Moran. She’s plenty saucy but Cox takes it to the next level.
Shuck charts a year in the young
life of Jaeven Marshall, a New York City rent boy/hustler who has dreams
of becoming a writer. This short, feisty novel is set in 1999 and
follows Marshall’s shenanigans toward what is expected to be the
year-end millennial meltdown (remember that madness?).
Marshall also reckons 1999 will be the
year he turns his life around. He aspires to be a writer but also
"Boy New York" – an unofficial title anointed on the city’s
hottest gay hustler. But it’s a long climb to such heights. Marshall
starts the book a quasi-homeless (he squats in a shoe store stock room),
cheap trick rent boy attached to a barely functioning, tape-playing
Walkman. Derek Brathwaite, following a beating from a violent trick,
takes Marshall off the street. Derek is enamoured with Marshall’s
wounds and gets off cleaning up the poor rent boy. Derek is also a
rather eccentric NYC artist but his talents are faltering, so he turns
to a pair of turtles to create for him, just one of many absurdly funny
moments created by Cox in this robust novel.
Saved from street life, Marshall starts
his ascent but not without some bumps along the way. He is duped into
posing for a naughty website called Forced to Guzzle. He hooks up
with some rather twisted tricks, one who insists he’s a goat with a
thing for Marshall’s shoes; another who gets off on Marshall’s
socks. Next, Marshall models for gay skin mags and then it’s on to gay
porn flicks, where his first role as a pizza delivery boy in Homework
Hard-on 101 is pure porn cliché. Cox describes the making of the
film hilariously:
My dick goes soft again and slips
out of Miguel’s vacuous ass. It takes time for me to work it up
again. The lube is the kind that gums up quickly and it keeps
messing up the condom. There’s a lot of waiting around. Vince
chews on my nipple.
This funny, yet maudlin and detached
description of life on a porn set reminds me of Chuck Palahniuk’s Snuff.
Cox’s rapid-fire prose bears comparison to Palahniuk in other parts of
Shuck:
Today, a jerk-wad stuffed a hundred
between my cheeks, poking it in that extra half-inch with his pinky,
so it would be tainted with the stink of my ass. That Franklin is
forever connected, as long as its circulation life will last, with
the ass that earned it this afternoon.
And this from Palahniuk’s Snuff:
Teddy-bear dude turns sideways to
me, twisting his head to the other side. Dude’s thinking I can’t
see, but from between his lipsticked lips he pulls a chewed-up, used
condom. Some old rubber he wore or one he’s found on the set, I
don’t want to know. After watching my share of faggot porn flicks,
it’s no surprise they get off on eating their own jizz. Eating
anybody’s.
Cox’s tone, style and blunt
depictions are similar to Palahniuk’s. This does not suggest Cox’s
writing is derivative. Palahniuk – love him or hate him – is a
contemporary force when it comes to brawling, bare-knuckled fiction
these days. Cox, though, is a more compassionate writer – maybe it’s
the Canadian in him – as shown here, early in Shuck, when he
describes Marshall’s poverty:
There might even be a tapeworm
gnawing a hole through my stomach out of secondary hunger but if I
hold my Walkman just right, the music plays and the world is
perfect.
Cox’s protagonist – Jaeven Marshall
– is also deeply human, underneath the whoring. He feels empathy for
Derek, even though they never hit it off romantically. And Marshall’s
literary goals are pure and honest.
But eventually, his hustler-star status
fades as quickly as it was ignited and the fall back to earth is
difficult, especially when Marshall learns that his Boy New York title
has been usurped by Trey, who Marshall ravaged in the making of Homework
Hard-on 101. As 1999 ticks into oblivion, Marshall makes one last
stab at a literary life.
Cox is to be lauded for writing an
entertaining novel. The writing is strong, humorous and expertly paced
throughout. He also brings seedy New York back to life, as seen through
the eyes of a young, gay stud. Props, too, to Arsenal Pulp Press for
bringing this and other provocative titles to print.
Cox is am imaginative and audacious
writer. Shuck is brash and lively and a fine advancement on Cox’s
2006 novella Tattoo This Madness In.
Matthew Firth’s most recent book is Suburban
Pornography and Other Stories. He is also editor/publisher of Front&Centre
and Black Bile Press chapbooks. He lives and loves large in Ottawa.
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