Top ten signs during a job interview that you shouldn't get your hopes up

1. The interviewer starts cleaning and polishing her nails during the interview.
2. Your cell phone rings in the middle of a question and you spend the next five minutes talking to your mother about the bingo last night.
3. The interviewer politely asks if you want any coffee and you decline saying you only drink Latte "which you guys probably can't afford here!"
4. You get up three times to go to the washroom.
5. At the end of the interview you ask that if you got the job, would it be okay to get an advance on the first week's pay so you can bail "Bruce" out of jail?
6. Two of the interviewers at the far end of the table start up a whisper conversation and are not quite suppressing their giggles.
7. Someone lets out a slider but they're all looking accusingly at you.
8. When asked how you would deal with conflict in the workplace, you reply: "Well, if anyone gives me any trouble I usually call Bruce!"
9. When asked why you left your last job, you reply: "The boss there was a real arse!"
10. When asked what languages you speak, you think you should lighten up matters by replying in English with a thick East Indian accent: "Oh, I can speak many languages!" But nobody laughs.