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August 26th, 2008

09:10 pm: It could be worse. You could be this guy.
Ever have one of those days?

Work Safe

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August 25th, 2008

04:26 pm: RIP Julius Carry
The Shogun of Harlem is no more.

He was the Meanest.
He was the Prettiest.
He was the Baddest Mofo low down around this town.

Sho'Nuff.

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August 22nd, 2008

01:44 pm: Writer's Block: Six-Word Story

Hemingway was once challenged to write a story in only six words. His response? “For sale: baby shoes, never worn.” He is believed to have called it his greatest literary work ever. Can you write a story in six words?

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The war ended. They went home.

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August 7th, 2008

11:47 am: Idle Thought
How cool would it be for someone like the Joker to say, as he's looking around a Gotham City neighborhood, "We can't stop here! This is Bat Country!"

(We were somewhere near Metropolis when the drugs started to kick in....)

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July 30th, 2008

02:38 pm: Website of the Moment
The folks doing icanhascheesburger.com also do Pundit Kitchen, a LOLPolitics site. It's very funny. By way of example, I offer this picture of Hugo Chavez. Even without the caption, the joke writes itself.

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July 18th, 2008

03:22 pm: OH. MY. GOD.
Watchmen trailer.

'Nuff said.

Current Mood: geeky
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July 10th, 2008

10:33 am: Epic Fail, Indeed
FAIL

Current Mood: disappointed
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July 1st, 2008

04:32 pm: For Lease: 1/1, Picture Window, Padded Cell
From [info]athelind:

The building that was the inspiration for Lovecraft's Arkham Sanitarium, which in turn was inspiration for DC's Arkham Asylum, is NOW a set of apartments. Here is [info]athelind's summary, with links to the actual details.

EDIT: It's "NOW a set of apartments," not "NOT a set of apartments."

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June 26th, 2008

09:47 am: Memeage, ganked from [info]camwn
"The Big Read reckons that the average adult has only read 6 of the top 100 books they've printed."
1) Look at the list and bold those you have read.
2) Italicize those you intend to read.
3) Underline the books you LOVE.
4) Strike out the books you have no intention of ever reading, or were forced to read at school and hated.
5) Reprint this list in your own LJ so we can try and track down these people who've read 6 and force books upon them ;-)

Cut for the sanity of others )

Current Mood: bored
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June 24th, 2008

09:51 am: Damn you, Harmonix and Red Octane....
It's your fault that I can't get "Tonight I Wanna Rock You Tonight" out of my head.

Current Mood: musical
Current Music: See above

June 23rd, 2008

01:47 pm: In honor of Mr. Carlin....
Ratshit, batshit, dirty old twat!
Sixty-nine fuckers tied in a knot!
Hooray!
Lizardshit!
Fuck!

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June 17th, 2008

03:29 pm: Mostly for [info]serendipitygirl
I just heard news that there has been some preliminary work on a sequel to Okami. However, due to the higher cost of ... well, just about everything, there have been a few budget cuts.

(Not really, but I thought it would be funnier than "Ewe Boll announces lead for new movie based on Okami.")

(Link yoinked from [info]telophase)

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May 30th, 2008

04:22 pm: Harvey Korman has died.
One of the funniest second bananas in the business has died. With Tim Conway and the other members of the Carol Burnett Show, he made me laugh hard enough to hurt, and he was strong enough to play opposite Mel Brooks and Gene Wilder. He will be missed.

Just remember, it's HedLEE Lamarr....

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May 27th, 2008

02:42 pm: More Watchmen pics
Ladies and gentlemen, I give you ... the Minutemen.

Sadly, shortly after this picture was taken, the Comedian (kneeling) was ejected from the group due to "personal differences."

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