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August 7, 2008
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This site is updated Thursday afternoon with a new article about an artistic pursuit generally considered to be beneath consideration. James Schellenberg probes science-fiction, Carol Borden draws out the best in comics, Chris Szego dallies with romance and Ian Driscoll stares deeply into the screen. Click here for their bios and individual takes on the gutter.

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But I’m going to suggest that they actually undertook an even more massive challenge: adapting Alan Moore and Dave Gibbons’ complex, sprawling medium- and genre-defining work for the screen - and completely missing its point.

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The Love Song of the Black Lagoon

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By gillmen wreathed with seaweed red and brown
Till human voices wake us, and we drown.
--sorta T.S. Eliot

Do you hear that? Off in the distance? A song too beautiful to be real but somehow... familiar? The song twines over the water, through the cattails and the woods, into the window, eighth notes swirling all around. The creature in the lagoon is singing. He's not dead after all and who are we to resist him and the “centuries of passion pent up in his savage heart?"

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Zahn's Star Wars; Or, Will This Death be Permanent?

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Alpha Bits

by Chris Szego

alpha.jpgIt kind of goes without saying that the Romance genre is full of tropes and archetypes (though just to be clear: the happy ending is not archetype, but architecture).  Some come in plot form: the rags-to-riches story, for instance, a modern take on the Cinderella mythos.  Sometimes they pertain to character:  the driven career woman forced to reassess her priorities, or the survivor of a bad marriage learning to trust again.  Occasionally character archetypes can read less like original patterns than faded photocopies, and stock characters become exhausted pastiches.  One character archetype that’s occasionally misrepresented and often misunderstood - though never out of favour - is the character of the alpha male.

What is the alpha male?  In Romance terms, he’s the quintessential tough-guy hero.  He’s the man with command presence, the one who gets things done.  He has abundant physical and mental strength, and tends to use both in his everyday life.  Gorgeous isn't the same thing as attractive, and though he may not be the first, he is definitely the second.  Alpha heroes are cops and firefighters, cutthroat businessmen and land-owning dukes.  Men respect them and women want them.  They are the top of the food chain - and they know it.

LindaHoward.jpgWhich, frankly, should be thoroughly unappealing.  We know that power corrupts, and we’ve all seen the damage that results when cops and businessmen go bad (though these days maybe not so much with the dukes).  But in the Romance genre, the strength and drive of the alpha male is always, always coupled with something the real world often lacks:  a bone-deep sense of responsibility.  The alpha male knows himself accountable, and considers himself in service, to the world... and especially to those in his immediate vicinity. 

Hey, look at that: the brutish thug just got more appealing.  Competence itself is attractive: competence wielded by someone on behalf of those who need it is doubly so.  But that isn’t the whole, or even the main, reason the alpha male is so popular in the genre.  There’s also the primal fascination of the power fantasy he represents.  And no, I don’t mean that kind of fantasy.  It’s not about sex; it’s about power.  Specifically the kind of power that love can have, even over a spirit as indomitable as the alpha male’s.  Because that straight-ahead tough guy, defender of the downtrodden and all-round swashbuckler, is incomplete without his heroine - and he knows that too.

Think about that, the scope of it.  The human male is the most dangerous animal on earth.  He is capable of the kind of destruction that makes mere earthquakes and tsunami seem like they’re not even trying.  The alpha male is a particularly vigorous example of his species.  But his goal is to protect, not destroy.  And in the right hands,  he will bend.  He will change.

He doesn't undergo a complete personality change, of course.  But when an alpha hero meets his heroine, the original immovable object recognizes the pull of the irresistable force.  And he likes it enough that he chooses to bend.  Think taming a tiger is tough?  I’ve said this before, and it’s still true: the central fantasy of the modern romance is not that women want to be dominated, but that men are capable of change.

To fully experience the alpha male hero, my number one recommendation has to be Linda Howard.  Her heroes epitomize the alpha male, though I’d suggest trying her earlier novels first.  Dream Man, for instance (she's a psychic;  he's a detective;  there's a serial killer), or After The Night (woman rises out of poverty, and meets her hometown hero again as an adult.  But more complicated).  Her McKenzie's Mountain reinvented the alpha hero for the category audience, and the follow up, McKenzie's Mission was also a winner.  Also good was Loving Evangeline if you can find a copy -- but for the love of all you hold dear, avoid the made-for-TV film.  Not only is it truly terrible, but its resemblance to Howard’s story ends with the characters’ names.

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Chris Szego is attracted to competence, and occasionally envious.

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"I’ve said this before, and it’s still true: the central fantasy of the modern romance is not that women want to be dominated, but that men are capable of change."

that's interesting.

—Carol Borden


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"I’ve said this before, and it’s still true: the central fantasy of the modern romance is not that women want to be dominated, but that men are capable of change."

that's interesting.

—Carol Borden

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Of Note Elsewhere
A wrestler-fairy? A nerd-werewolf? A caveman-pirate? All these and more in Creebobby's second Archetype Times Table.
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Wong Fei-Hung's been on my mind lately. Luckily, Kung Fu Cinema has a nice video (scroll down) of Wong Fei-Hung in the movies from Kwan Tak-Hing to Gordon Liu, Jet Li as well as Jackie Chan and actress Angie Tsang Tze-Man's portrayals of young Wong Fei-Hung. There's also a detailed companion article tracing the historical and fictional Wong Fei-Hung through newspaper pulps, radio, tv and film. 
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"It's common practice for one of those guys, in a single day, to chainsaw his way out of the belly of a giant worm, take a detour through a zombie shantytown, euthanise his long-lost wife, and spend hours in a sewer trawling through blood and waste, with monsters leaping up at his face and depositing their brain matter on his boots."

Hit Self-Destruct again, on what life's like for videogame heroes.
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The Deleted Scenes webcomic takes a look at W. E. Coyote v. ACME Corporation.
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Frank Miller's Charlie Brown, Thumbsuckers.
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