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August 5, 2004
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ROUND THE DECAY OF THAT COLOSSAL WRECK

Watchmen 80.jpgIn the run-up to, and wake of, the release of Watchmen, it has become common currency to say that adapting Zach Snyder, et al undertook a massive challenge in adapting Alan Moore and Dave Gibbons’ complex, sprawling medium- and genre-defining work for the screen.

But I’m going to suggest that they actually undertook an even more massive challenge: adapting Alan Moore and Dave Gibbons’ complex, sprawling medium- and genre-defining work for the screen - and completely missing its point.

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The Love Song of the Black Lagoon

Lagoon 2 80.jpgWe have lingered in the chambers of the sea
By gillmen wreathed with seaweed red and brown
Till human voices wake us, and we drown.
--sorta T.S. Eliot

Do you hear that? Off in the distance? A song too beautiful to be real but somehow... familiar? The song twines over the water, through the cattails and the woods, into the window, eighth notes swirling all around. The creature in the lagoon is singing. He's not dead after all and who are we to resist him and the “centuries of passion pent up in his savage heart?"

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Zahn's Star Wars; Or, Will This Death be Permanent?

coruscant-small.jpgA scrappy rebellion, a victory against an evil overlord, leftover spaceships in the dark outer reaches of the galaxy, warriors with extraordinary powers (nearly wiped out), now on the verge of a comeback. Laughs, thrills, moments of sadness, moments of sheer action. Exciting stuff! And oh yeah, it's a Star Wars tie-in novel.

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Cracking a Moral Code

by Jim Munroe
Flatscreen monitor on a castle wall--does it get any cooler? For those of you who paid for your copy of Tony Hawk 4 (Aspyr, 2003) on the PC, here's what you missed. Running INSTALLER.EXE in the pirated version brings up a window that shows a flat-monitor screen hanging painting-style on what looks to be a castle wall. A bouncy-yet-mournful synth tune plays in the background. Across the monitor, which has a circuit-board patterned background, there runs the text, "Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 4 © Aspyr. Enjoy another nice game from your friends at Class." And the friendly game crackers have outdone themselves with this installer: by using the arrow buttons you can move to another flat-screened monitor further along the castle wall, this one with the option to INSTALL. As you go between monitors, the perspective pulls out and then zooms back in dramatically. One of the options is to read the .NFO, a text file that is included with cracks to furnish more info.

It's in classic style: an ASCII art rendition of the logo of the crew that cracked it at the top, a blurb about the game as it was marketed, what was ripped from the game to decrease the file size (movies and part of the music), and greets to other fancifully named groups. There's often a "help wanted" section that lists what the crew needs: if you work at a game store you'd be a valuable supplier; if you have a high-end internet connection you could facilitate distribution; but to join Class as an actual cracker, there are specific qualifications. "You also can code your OWN tools to automatically remove commercial iso protections like the latest versions of any of the following: SafeDisc or Securom or TAGES or VOB or Laserlok or Copylok."

.NFO files are remarkably standardized among crews. They meticulously list a variety of details: not only mentioning the copyright they've just ignored, but also describing the game as you'd read about it on the back of the box. Even pointing out what they've ripped from the original can be seen as a responsible warning to people who want to play the game as it was created.

Flatscreen monitor on a castle wall--does it get any cooler?
This hits on a sore point for gamers: the Half Life 2 (Sierra, not yet released) leak. When the unfinished game was stolen via a company network, many people refused to play it on the grounds that they wanted to wait until the final version was released. Some file-sharing sites that routinely distribute cracked games wouldn't host it -- partially because they were worried about legal problems, but also because people felt that this would delay the long-delayed game ever further. And when people were arrested by the FBI for the theft, fans of the game on message boards wished cellmates named Bubba on them.

In some cases, the antagonism seemed petulant and self-interested, and sometimes it was fuelled by genuine moral outrage. Chris_D, a staff writer at halflife2.net with 4822 posts on the forum, articulated it better than most: "Put yourself in their shoes.... People are playing your work. Seeing your crude placeholders, seeing how bad the engine can be before it's optimised, seeing 3-year-old graphics that you're working to replace." While most novelists have no problem with readers lending their books to their friends, or with people getting books free from libraries, most would have a problem with an unedited version of their manuscript being distributed before the final is in print.

The fact that the people who stole Half Life 2 are being denounced as irresponsible pirates is an interesting development at least for two reasons: one is that the game is being taken seriously as art, as a crafted entertainment that's more than the sum of its source code. The other is that it makes us ask whether there is such a thing as a responsible pirate -- instead of being this singular caricature of an unrepentant, sneering thief, there is a little more gradation to the types of pirate.

I mentioned before that there was very little variation in the .NFO files packaged with cracked games. One recent trend that's a break with tradition is for there to be a statement that it's for evaluation purposes only. A crew named Myth elaborates: "And always remember: we do this just for FUN. We are against any profit or commercialisation of piracy. In fact, we BUY all our own games with our own money, as we love game originals. And if you like this game, BUY it. We did!"

The rationale that pirates are providing a try-before-you-buy service is a little weak, but the sentiment is real. With similar skill sets and passion for games, it's not that surprising that game crackers are defending game coders -- even soldiers on opposite sides often feel more kinship with their enemy counterparts than with civilians. One gets the feeling that we're heading in the direction of establishing some kind of rules of engagement with these discussions of what's off-limits and what's fair game.

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hey,
we've actually got a small collection of class intros (which we kept long after the actual game was deleted), just for the music -- the tracks made by maktone are great.

raigan

—raigan


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hey,
we've actually got a small collection of class intros (which we kept long after the actual game was deleted), just for the music -- the tracks made by maktone are great.

raigan

—raigan

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Of Note Elsewhere
A wrestler-fairy? A nerd-werewolf? A caveman-pirate? All these and more in Creebobby's second Archetype Times Table.
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Wong Fei-Hung's been on my mind lately. Luckily, Kung Fu Cinema has a nice video (scroll down) of Wong Fei-Hung in the movies from Kwan Tak-Hing to Gordon Liu, Jet Li as well as Jackie Chan and actress Angie Tsang Tze-Man's portrayals of young Wong Fei-Hung. There's also a detailed companion article tracing the historical and fictional Wong Fei-Hung through newspaper pulps, radio, tv and film. 
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"It's common practice for one of those guys, in a single day, to chainsaw his way out of the belly of a giant worm, take a detour through a zombie shantytown, euthanise his long-lost wife, and spend hours in a sewer trawling through blood and waste, with monsters leaping up at his face and depositing their brain matter on his boots."

Hit Self-Destruct again, on what life's like for videogame heroes.
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The Deleted Scenes webcomic takes a look at W. E. Coyote v. ACME Corporation.
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Frank Miller's Charlie Brown, Thumbsuckers.
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