< (This is an emergency. Turn all your transmissions on. I repeat, turn all your transmissions on. We are the invading socks. If you do not comply, you will suffer a lifetime of on-going lint attacks and static cling.)
< (Oh no. I'm so scared. Lint attacks, static cling. Shut up, kid)
< (Hey, who you calling "kid"? I'm a sock and I'm serious!)
< (dial tone)
That didn't help. What are you gonna do now?
A: book the satellite time
B: drive like crazy
C: make sure the satellite dishes are aligned so you can receive Socko Bell order signals