Here is a short story from Hubert:
One day on his father’s farm, one of the cows was eating grass around an apple orchard when all of a sudden the cow ate a big apple and started to choke.  His father was very nervous and didn’t know what to do. There was a wooden sled on the side of the barn so his father grabbed a stick from the sled and hit the cow on the back side.  The apple came flying out of the cow’s mouth.

According to Hubert; “a good milking cow used to milk out two buckets of milk a day.”