Maid: The one above the bathroom door is an Irish Stag. I heard it reminds the Mister of his Irish Heritage. An imposing sight though, especially by candlelight in the wee hours of the night. Oh, but that won't bother you. Servants are never allowed to use this commode or the bath either. We've got to use one outside, on the back porch.
House Boy: Most important you climb up and dust off the horns every week - they don't like cobwebs.