Houseboy:
I suppose, according to the maid, this room is like Mr. O'Reilly. But it's best you mind the O'Reillys first and tend the room second.
Maid: Right now, the Mister is over on the uncivilized mainland, a place called Caribou. But when he returns, you can be sure he'll ring for his steaming hot footbath. While he's soaking, you take his boots to be polished and his clothes to be cleaned.
Houseboy: That's the foot bath on the floor.